rickydillon:

me

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Don’t trust charming. Why? Because the boy who can talk all the right words knows it too well. Things like boys and love aren’t meant to be practiced like that, it should be a bit awkward- it should be raw.

-The best advice I’ve ever received. (via perfect)

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My main goal in life is to go to my high school reunion looking hot as fuck

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fandomsandoreos:

I WANT THIS SCENE PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL ON INFINITE LOOP

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hiddlestalker:

archgayngel:

zillybooradley:

clockwork-malfunction:

theshelleyboatsucks:

wearelosechesters:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

reblogging just cos

this should be a sin

guys you’re going off tangent

i can’t f(x) without this post

These puns are right in my domain

be rational, y’all

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hkctvdramas:

City Hunter

Jackie Chan cross-dresses as Chun Li

omfg.. 

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hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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ahhleece:

I can’t wait to grow up. I can’t wait to live on my own without anyone telling me what I can do or what I can’t do. I can’t wait to go home whatever time I like without getting scolded if i come home “too late”. I can’t wait to be able to go to places without asking permission. But most importantly, I can’t wait to get away from you because I am so fucking sick and tired of you.

Sorry not sorry.


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iamsupergirlbitch:

And that’s how she became Carrie

i can’t… stop…. laughing

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